Monday, December 24, 2012
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
SOCIAL NETWORKING AND SHIT!
foursquare!!! awesome! How cool is it that we don't have to talk
face to face with all those assholes that we could care less for
anymore! Now just to be nice, ya send those dicks a message! And if
you want to piss them off you could just start a rumor about them
on your page! Or better yet delete them! Hahaha but watch out with
those check-ins folks! Not those status ones but the ones that tell
where you are..EXAMPLE: let's say your banging your buddies girl or wife and he is suspicious and figures somethings going on
and checks where that whore is and where u are. Well if you checked
in at the same place then DAMN you are stupid! That prbly is a bad
example but I'm sure you get my point! But if you both check-in at
different times in 2 different places then you most likely will get
away with it! But honestly do yourself a favor and don't bother
checking in at all cuz it's really no ones fucking business where
you are anyways.. :-) and statistics say you will get fucking
caught anyway! Basically your fucked SO I hope her vagina was
AWESOME ! lol.... NACHO JEWBRE!
Saturday, March 12, 2011
SCIENTOLOGY THE OTHER CULT!
What is Scientology you ask? It’s a fucking load of shit!Some idiot by the name of l. Ron Hubbard was bored one day and
decided to start a cult in the early 1900′s! Remember dianetics?
That stupid fucking brainwashing book that idiot wrote? The goddamn
commercials everytime you watched t.v? You ignorant fucking satanic
fuckers! What a fucking joke! So let me explain scientolashitty…
A fuckin warlord killed some aliens and alien fucking souls took
over our ballsacks and the only way to get them off our nuts, is to
pay the cult large amounts of your money!!! But if your that
fucking gullible then you totally deserve to lose your money! Don’t
forget the levels! Level ot 1— your a douchebag with nothing
better to do, so please join us! Level ot2 — show me the money
fucker! Level ot3 — we are gonna need you to suck all of our
assholes! I’m just gonna skip to the last level… Level ot8 — you
are now king DOUCHE with bad breathe from fucking and sucking
everyones asshole! So there you have it folks everything you need
to know about scientology and everything it has to offer! If I were
you I’d stick to Jesus cuz Jesus probably won’t make you suck his
dick or his asshole, but if he does! Then hey! He’s Jesus dude
……..nacho jewbre
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